Worth a laugh.

Anyone who has ever over drafted on account or has been over on your credit limit can appreciate this cartoon. Haha, thought it would be good for a little chuckle!

Moments where a small gesture says "I Love You" best

This past Saturday was the first day my husband and I decided to debut the boat out on the lake. It was a beautiful 98 degrees and just slightly overcast. My husband spent the morning having a marine stereo installed in the boat for some good tunes while I packed sandwiches and snack food for later own in the evening. When the boat was finished he pulled up to the apartment with the boat in tow with this proud look upon his face. He came inside and said, "Well, honey...the stereo sounds nice. It's not the best I've ever had, but it will work." I shrugged off the comment because my mind was busy wondering whether or not Preston had a first aid kit handy on the boat. I then realized that he was not completely satisfied with the boat, and made a comment about why men always have to have the loudest stereo ever. I went off into the bathroom and gathered up some water proof band aids, itch cream, Tylenol, IB profen, Aspirin, Burn Gel, gauze, and some bandages, and proceeded in making a homemade first aid kit complete with tweezers and some sewing equipment. (You know, in case someone needs me to hem a pair of swim trunks out on the lake. :)) I came back into the kitchen and put all the First Aid stuff into a Ziploc bag, and my husband came up to me and said, "You know honey, the only woman I care to impress on the lake is busy making me a First Aid kit." In that statement, an "I love you" was not necessary, because I knew what he meant! All day long I floated on Cloud Nine.

GROWING UP

The company I work for has a seasoned veteran employee who is retiring and her last day is today. In lieu of going out to eat as a group for her celebration the management decided to throw a potluck lunch today for the company to all celebrate her departing. The management provides all the brisket, sausage, BBQ sauce, and drinks. The employees were given the option to bring whatever side dishes if we wanted to contribute to the lunch. Now typically, I have always just partaked but never brought anything before in the past. Well, this time i decided to make Green bean Casserole to contribute. Yum Yum. I fixed a large 13x9 dish of it and added a bit of Cayenne pepper and Ritz crackers to the mix as well as the french onion crispies. Delicious. I wrapped the dish up in aluminum foil, and towels to transport it to work. On the way it dawned on me! I'm officially married and grown up...I'm contributing to Potlucks now! Hahaha. Is it me or is that just something that comes with age.?

Getting good sleep when married!

When I first started dating Preston and eventually started staying over at his house, I never noticed his snoring. Maybe it's because I was always way to exhausted from our post bedtime romp and slept like a log or maybe it's because he didn't snore. That all changed when we moved to Hilton Head. Moving states meant new plants with new pollen and a laundry list of new allergies to get used to.

At first it was gradual. He would snore one night and it would wake me up. I'd lay there waiting for him to stop and most of the time it did. Then it started getting louder and more frequent. Then laying there next to him waiting for it to stop quickly turned into feeling exhausted and drained the next morning. In all those sleepless nights, I noticed he snored the worst when he was lying on his back. From that moment on, when he would wake me up in a snoring fit, I would kick him to wake him up and ask him to roll over on his side. That worked for awhile, and then Preston started getting upset about his snoring and all of sudden it became a touchy subject. I had to think...what can I do?

1) Relocate to another room....most of the time when he'd wake me up, I'd quietly grab a pillow and a blanket and go out into the living room and pass out on the couch. He'd wake up alone in the night and wonder where I was, fall back asleep, and then when it came time for him to leave at five thirty in the morning, I'd get back up and go into the bed to sleep.

"how this worked"
It didn't! I eventually got tired of waking up and changing rooms twice during one evening. Had to find another idea.

2) The sound spa!
In theory this was a good idea. It worked for a while, but then the noises started to sound fake, and it just didn't last.

3) The pillow method!
I started to put a pillow on my head and roll over on my side to not hear really well. this worked for a while, until I got tired of feeling suffocated from the pillow!

4)Ear Plugs!
These handy little gadgets saved my marriage. I squeeze two of these in my ears at night and I'm out! I can't hear anything. the upside is that I sleep like a rock, the downside is that If an intruder ever entered my home...I'd never hear it in time to call for help! For the sake of a good nights rest...i think I'll continue to take my chances!

Chicken of the Sea moment..

As most of you are well aware by now, my husband's best friend Scott has been staying with us for the last month or so. Anyway, I started buying bottled water and keeping it in the bottom of the fridge since we all drink water religiously. I quickly noticed a problem about a week into our water fiasco. Scott and I were both opening up a container of water and drinking half and then putting it back in the fridge only to later come back and not remember who's was who's. No cootie swapping for me I decided that I would be smart and write my name on the cap of the water bottle to distinguish a difference. Looking in the drawer where we used to keep our black Sharpie I realized I had used it last in the guest bedroom at the computer desk. I walked into the guest bedroom with my bottle of water in hand and saw Scott sitting at the computer working. I noticed the Sharpie to his left and didn;t want to reach across him, so I asked him to pass me the black sharpie. Scott passed it and I proceeded to set the water bottle on the desk and Sharpie my initial "S" on the cap of the bottle in front of him so he knew what "S" meant should he go to the fridge and notice some water bottle stragglers. I put the cap of the sharpie back on and smiled at Scott for a moment of defeat and brilliance. He then looked at the cap, then at me, and back at the cap with the large "S" sharpied on in, and looking quite perplexed he said, "SCOTT?" hahaha...I started laughing instantly. I forgot that his name started with an "S" as well as mine. Whoops, I felt like an idiot. I then took back the Sharpie and wrote a smaller "D" on it and went about my business. Total Blonde Moment!

Talking Stains

What is it about wearing white? I can never seem to purchase a white top and not manage to spill spaghetti sauce or maybe chocolate, something dark and staining on that dang top! I finally decided to stop buying white blouses all together. Occasionally I have to wear a white spaghetti strap shirt underneath a low cut blouse to work. The one inch of that dang top never fails to have a stain and i always feel like people stare. So i bought a blue blouse the other day and a green one. I love them both. The first night I wore the blue one I spilt mushroom sauce all over the front of it. Aww man, guess I need to cover up the hole in my mouth. Anyway, some stain spray and a rinse and soak wash later, the shirt pulled through good as new. I wore my brand new green shirt yesterday...which I love. I was doing some laundry and using bleach and apparently a little bleach splashed up on the right side of my shirt just above the breast. Little did I know, it happened so fast. An hour later I am in front of the mirror and notice two little white dots staring me in the face and laughing. Why? Is there anyway to get bleach out? hahaha...don't think so. I need to just start wearing a bib and go ahead and get over it already. I can't have anything nice or new...my stains just do all the talking for me! I'm such a slob.

"The List"

I have always been a list making fool. I make list to grocery shop, list to prioritize household cleaning, list to organize my thoughts, list of bills to pay, list of phone numbers, and basically just anything that would require one or more task that need to be completed or information to be compiled. I feel comfortable with list. Lists are like my little armies of all my thoughts and those spider like "rough drafts" teachers used to make up jot out prior to writing a paper...I think they were called prewriting drafts or whatever. I love how I feel when I am crossing something off of my list. The feeling is rewarding. For me, a list serves as a way of organizing my thoughts and getting rid of all the rift raft that clouds my thoughts 99% of the time. A list makes my thoughts and goals coherent and easily able to focus in on and make possible. I love me a good list! :) Anyway, I once made the single most important list of my entire life one day over four years ago. Had I known how important and profound this list would have served I would have kept it and had it framed. To tell you the story behind "my list," I first need to enlighten the reader on a little background...

I dated someone in the past that was quicksand for me. For other women he may have been great, but with my personality, hopes and dreams he was a noose around my neck. He brought nothing to our relationship tangible and was an ultimate learning experience for me. Without going into the details, let me just say at that time in my life and during his...everyone called him a BUM. The dictionary definition states that a bum is a noun meaning,
1. a person who avoids work and sponges on others; loafer; idler.
2. of poor, wretched, or miserable quality; worthless.
This pretty much sums up all the wonderful things my ex brought to our relationship...lol

Being with this person led up to my list! The list of the qualities, materials, and attributes of my next boyfriend. I formed this list with a paper towel as my paper, and a sharpie as the quill. I never imagined that this list would later lead to my Husband, but ultimately it did! You can call it coincidence, but I call it fate!

My list consisted of all the must have attributes and qualities, somewhere along the lines of this:

1) Must be able to provide a steady means of income. A real job where taxes are deducted out of a check.
(I say this because the only job my ex had was a little mediocre landscaping gig where he helped out a friend and was paid cash under the table so to speak. ) Sounds like a 12 year old mowing the neighbors grass to me.

2) Must have a reliable mode of transportation. (My ex, had no car...he used mine.)

3) Must have a money to pay bills with and know how to balance a checkbook. (My ex had neither.)

4) Must have strong values and a good relationship with immediate family. (This is important because a man that has a good relationship with his family especially respect for his mother is a terrific candidate for a husband.)

Right now, this blog is not a mode of comparison, but just enlightenment on how to make the things in life that you desire most become tangible.

I'm not quite sure everything I put on the list because eventually the list was discarded and thrown away after a good laugh or two, but it was the catalyst for inspiration amongst myself. It put into perspective my current situation and helped me focus in on new ideas. It organized my thoughts and ridded me of my useless clutter. This list became my husband. Now when I say that, I don't mean that fairy godmother appeared, and POOF...and husband. What I mean, is that by writing down likes and dislikes it zoned me in on Preston. I think of it like this...I met Preston two months after being in a relationship with my ex. Between the both of us always existed a sexual attraction as well as emotional connection, and while we all exchanged a form of flirtatious banter with one another, I never saw Preston as potential boyfriend material because I had blinders on. It was not until I sat down, and put things into prospective that it paved the way to fate.

This list is not meant to seem shallow either...their were concessions I had to be willing to make myself if I truly was ever going to find my dream man...Ultimately that list remains a joke between my husband and I, and while I'll never fully remember everything I included in it...I like to think the list was just one big picture of Preston.