Talking Stains

What is it about wearing white? I can never seem to purchase a white top and not manage to spill spaghetti sauce or maybe chocolate, something dark and staining on that dang top! I finally decided to stop buying white blouses all together. Occasionally I have to wear a white spaghetti strap shirt underneath a low cut blouse to work. The one inch of that dang top never fails to have a stain and i always feel like people stare. So i bought a blue blouse the other day and a green one. I love them both. The first night I wore the blue one I spilt mushroom sauce all over the front of it. Aww man, guess I need to cover up the hole in my mouth. Anyway, some stain spray and a rinse and soak wash later, the shirt pulled through good as new. I wore my brand new green shirt yesterday...which I love. I was doing some laundry and using bleach and apparently a little bleach splashed up on the right side of my shirt just above the breast. Little did I know, it happened so fast. An hour later I am in front of the mirror and notice two little white dots staring me in the face and laughing. Why? Is there anyway to get bleach out? hahaha...don't think so. I need to just start wearing a bib and go ahead and get over it already. I can't have anything nice or new...my stains just do all the talking for me! I'm such a slob.